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Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
Aperture: f/4
Exposure: 1/160th
Focal Length: 27mm
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Sexy!

Sexy!

Perfect!!!! I like the lower end

Perfect!!!! I like the lower end

erospainter:

Model: Dorian Leigh

I love this picture!!! I can look at her for hours!!!!

I love this picture!!! I can look at her for hours!!!!

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erospainter:

Why Dildos are Better than Men
You can put a dildo in the drawer when you are done and it WILL BE THERE the next time you need him.
Dildo’s do not care if you have six or seven of them at a time.
You do not have to buy condoms for him.
You never expect a dildo to call you back so you do not sit around and wait for the fucking phone to ring.
lf you get pissed off at the dildo and hack it off no one calls the cops.
lf a dildo gets tired all you have to do is shove an EverReady up his ass.
A dildo never says, ” Honey you getting fat or what? ” see # 5
A dildo never ask you to go get him a beer after he is done with you.
A dildo is ALWAYS HARD.
A dildo never needs a shave.

erospainter:

Why Dildos are Better than Men

  1. You can put a dildo in the drawer when you are done and it WILL BE THERE the next time you need him.
  2. Dildo’s do not care if you have six or seven of them at a time.
  3. You do not have to buy condoms for him.
  4. You never expect a dildo to call you back so you do not sit around and wait for the fucking phone to ring.
  5. lf you get pissed off at the dildo and hack it off no one calls the cops.
  6. lf a dildo gets tired all you have to do is shove an EverReady up his ass.
  7. A dildo never says, ” Honey you getting fat or what? ” see # 5
  8. A dildo never ask you to go get him a beer after he is done with you.
  9. A dildo is ALWAYS HARD.
  10. A dildo never needs a shave.

blahblechblarg:

There is nothing wrong with requiring grace and poise nor with the training required to ensure such behavior.

Maid Training! What Movie is it from?? Anyone knows?